Magaerectus Republicanus: A subspecies of human commonly known as MAGA republican. They are distantly related to human but are more like something you’d scrape off your shoe - associated with human briefly - but nothing a stiff scraper and a good autoclave can't deal with. (I wish)
Republicanus replicate in several ways.
1. Whenever Karen ovulates.
2. Spontaneously, wherever slime pools.
3. In a cauldron where two parts racism, three parts fear, and six parts self-loathing, are mixed over a fire of hate and ignorance.
After 'birth' Republicanus take ignorance and fear, wrap it in white racist nationalism, bigotry, xenophobia, and misogyny, and then smoke it, while waiting for their anti-Messiah and a tiny orange thumb to suck on.
Their elected representatives tend to be born of greed, power lust, and contempt for their constituents. They are expert spreaders of fear, lies, and hate - finding it far easier than actually doing something. I mean have you looked at McConnell? Or fancy pants Lindsay Graham? Or God forbid 'See You in Mexico' Ted Cruz? Slime and opportunistic ooze do not begin to describe.
Their dominate leader is bloated, orange, combed over, emotionally crippled, and sociopathic. A cheap, dull, unimaginative, flim-flam man from New York City, selling his golden elixir to those desperate enough to pretend it's real.
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye, come one, come all - Dr. Trump's Magic Miracle Elixir. Guaranteed to help you hate while making you feel good about it.
God Bless Merica
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