Bubba Boo

A texas guy once said to my sister and her husband, as he spat tobacco juice on the ground, “Faggots wear Levi’s.”

Why yes, they do. And so do women, children, boys, girls, men - white, black, brown, red, yellow.

Barney wore them once - but he was a devoted, purple, nudist. 

I've seen Levis on a chimp, on a pimp, on a man with a limp.

I've seen them short, long, and on people's arms.

I've seen them as dresses - maxi, mini, and in betweeny.

I've seen them on a Gox.

I've seen them in a Box.

I've even seen them used as Gox Box Socks.

But I have never ever seen faggots spit tobacco juice.

Faggots and all real men don't spit.

Spitting, is for texans.