Sunday, April 11, 2021

Earth Day

The tele-evangelical telling us what god thinks. Pretty rich.

Apparently that silver tongue gives him a hotline to the lord and a seat at the inner table. Praise the lord. 

But good news. He will gladly share god's word with you - for a price (money goes in the tray, credit cards accepted) Praise, praise, the lord! 

Ah, but I too have discovered a hotline to heaven. Except I will share god’s word with you for free. 

God says..

Fuck You

Fuck all of you

(I guess you get what you pay for). 

Now ya’ll be sure and have a blessed day, hear?

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