Friday, November 4, 2016

Mommies Never Lie

The elections have been dicked by Anthony Weiner because his sexual addiction makes it impossible for him to keep his penis in his pants, and Americans LOVE it.
Weiner, tee hee, wink, wink.
Donald Trump loves grabbing pussy. Tee hee hee - oh the outrage.
James Comey is clearly just a dick.

See the trend here?

Oh but where does that leave Clinton? Well exactly. I mean who invited the lying bitch in to ruin all the fun anyway?

America is a country of potty obsessed adolescents more fixated on sexual organs than nuclear weapons, world economies, and the well being of the earths 7 billion human inhabitants. A country of double standards - after all daddies are just being shrewd, but mommies never lie. 

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