Saturday, March 19, 2011

The Tea Party Tea

Here's the recipe for the Tea Party's Tea:

1. Must use a rustic, chipped, good ole boy, large mug
2. Add 1/3 cup ignorance
3. Add 2/3 cup secret liqueur (corporate funding)
4. Season with 2 tablespoons greed
5. Heat over the fires of racial hatred stirring occasionally

Now sip while saying things like "No government in my Medicare" or "Obama gives great speeches. Hitler gave great speeches too", "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's "death panel", " And you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska."
Or doing things like giving tax breaks to the rich and $300 billion subsidies to big oil while going after third grade teachers to 'balance the budget'.

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