Sunday, October 23, 2016

Trumplandia

If Trump supporters don't accept the results of the election by all means they should leave and establish their own country. I will help pay for the move.

Planet Zircon, planet behind the sun, would be an excellent choice. Call it Trumplandia, where up is down, hate is fuel, ignorance its main cash crop. Only whites with baseball caps and less than a college education allowed, brown hoards, muslims, blacks, orientals not welcome. Where bud is the national beverage, the vulture - the national bird. Where, "WRONG" the national catchphrase. Where the masses are housed in locker rooms, while the 1% in guilded towers built in the fashion of the 'leader's' ego - guady empty shells. Where small hands are praised, penile enlargement THE focus of government funded scientific endeavor. Where everyone pays only 60% of what they owe, and lying becomes an actual language.

By all means let's hope they do refuse to accept the election results. We can then add poor losers to deplorable, help them pack, and wish them luck - resisting the urge to kick them in their rears as they leave. 

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