Hell is as Hell Does

If we weren't already in hell:

The better food tasted the better it would be for you

With each passing day we would get younger, stronger, and more attractive.

Excess would be good for you and Ying and Yang would be the same thing.

‘Success’ would be for losers and prestige would be a crime.

Money would be honey and only the bees would be rich.

Religion wouldn't be darkness for it wouldn't be at all.

And churches solely a place to put pews (got to put all those pews somewhere!) 

Politicians couldn't lie and so there wouldn't be any. 

Governments would govern. 

And the police would be kind.